Yesterday evening I was googling recipes for canapés (and what else would I have been doing on a Saturday evening ?) when I came across a recipe for “Bacon and camembert WANTONS”.
Now, they sound like just what you need to make a party go with a swing…
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They sound rather good, to be fair. Though what makes them especially naughty?
I’ve always called Weetabix with milk ‘Weetabix Debauched’ as opposed to just Weetabix, which I only call them when I eat them dry.
Dry Weetabix. Er, righto.
BiB: Probably just sounding good is enough to make them naughty. These days, pretty much everything you fancy is going to kill you deader than a doornail before you can say “Mmm, that looks nice…”.
Wyndham: I bet he can’t eat three!